But there’s this one freakishly malformed Duck named Master Chef that’s boiling the baby Turtles alive and making soup out of them.
The Water Workers are aided throughout the level by the Ducks. The latter theory is backed up by the Master Chef side mission. At first I figured either the Water Workers are running a sex trafficking ring or they’re eating the poor baby Turtles, each of which are pretty fucked up in their own way. The motivations for these abductions are never explicitly stated, but I think there are three equally likely possibilities. This is already disturbing enough- but it gets worse if you look deeper. In the intro scene we observe the dastardly Water Workers packing the baby Turtles into shipping containers and hurrying them off to an unknown location. When Spyro arrives at Sunny Beach he’s asked by the native Turtles to stop the Water Workers from abducting their babies. There’s something disturbing about Sunny Beach….Call them what you want Creepypastas, fan theories, conspiracies, subliminal messages, or just a sad twat reading way too much into things- in a way they’re all valid. The same song or painting will make two different people feel completely different emotions.įor what it’s worth, here are some ideas I had about Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage. I’ve always believed that art is a subjective and unique experience for each individual, that we each bring our own traumas to whatever piece of art we consume. Sometimes the dark stuff you see is wholly intentional, other times it slips out of the creator’s subconscious, and sometimes it’s completely inferred by the consumer. But watch it as an adult and you will quickly realize that Eeyore’s craving the sweet release of death just as much as you are, you fucking loser.Īnyway, this was true for my experience of playing Spyro as an adult- particularly Ripto’s Rage. As far as the child is concerned, Winnie the Pooh is nothing more than a colorful story about animal friends and their wholesome adventures. What I’m trying to say is that children’s stories come from the minds of adults, and often enough you can dissect them for adult themes. And the less said about David Bowie’s fucking Labyrinth the better. You’re not yet jaded enough to spot the Nazi imagery in The Lion King, and you’re not yet cynical enough to realize that Alice in Wonderland is one giant acid trip.
LITTLE MISFORTUNE GAME THEORY SERIAL
When you’re a kid, you’re too innocent to realize that Willy Wonka is obviously a serial killer. Now I was playing the games as an adult, and I hadn’t planned on this sensation to be as strange as it indeed was. But my experience of playing the remastered trilogy went beyond admiring its exceptional visuals and indulging my own nostalgia. It was a real treat to see it, not as I remembered it, but infused with this staggeringly-beautiful, Pixar-esque aesthetic that channeled the whimsy of the original games. Playing Spyro: Reignited brought back a lot of happy memories from my childhood.
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